Tuesday, February 25, 2025

"No One Writes For the Money" - Guest Post by Grace Brophy

So, you write mysteries, or maybe you call them police procedurals or detective novels. If you publish on Kindle, or occasionally want to catch up on the competition, you know that everyone writes mysteries, even perhaps your own brother. After all, if his sister can write and publish, why can’t he?   

I write mysteries as well, a police procedural series set in Umbria, Italy, with a protagonist by the name of Alessandro Cenni. In the last month I published four of them on Kindle Direct Publishing, two republished from 2007 and 2008, and a second two which I wrote this summer in a white heat. Sadly, my traditional publisher died shortly after I stopped writing in 2009, and the new regime is not interested in picking up a series where the protagonist will soon  be an old man—it’s been a seventeen-year hiatus.  

One lesson I learned. If you have a publisher hold her (or him) dear. Hug them, kiss them, take them to lunch. As more and more people self-publish and more publishers merge, the number of traditional publishers willing to take on a first book novelist, or one that disappeared down a rabbit hole seventeen years ago, are fewer and meaner, and I imagine will be gone in a few years as the digital world takes over. 
About “meaner.” They all seem to have hired young men or women, straight out of college, who have been told that you never reply to an inquiry in less than three months. Why three months, because that’s the industry standard, and if you reply any sooner, those pesky writers might rise above themselves and believe that they alone are the reason publishers exist. They may be right. With AI and its siren call, perhaps we are just pesky writers.

I won’t be here when digital finally takes over. I’m 84, but writing  keeps me active. I get up in the morning and aside from making sure that my detective gets out of whatever mess I stuck him in yesterday, I check my books for reviews and then I go to KDP to see how many pages were read. Today, it’s five o’clock in the evening, so 53 pages and .22 cents in my pocket.

I had a traditional publisher once, a very nice one in fact. When I sent Soho  Crime my first novel, The Last Enemy, in 2006, it took less than a week for Laura Hruska, the publisher to call me, invite me to lunch—at a Robert DeNiro restaurant no less—and offer me an advance. It was $6500 and my disappointment showed in my face. That’s when she told me, “no one writes for the money.” I know that’s true now, but until that moment I had visions of talking to Oprah on network TV, of being wined and dined by top publishers, all throwing money at me. Fifty-thousand-dollar advances, even higher, were common in my field of dreams.  

At the time, I was a consultant in the telecom industry earning excellent money, but my publisher was right in one respect. I was thrilled that I could tell my family and friends that I was a published writer. Two book parties later, signing customer copies in quaint New York City book stores, going to Boucheron at the publisher’s expense, meeting other writers—it was fun. A less than wonderful review from Marilyn Stasio of the New York Times hurt, but we still squeezed out a few flattering words to market the forthcoming paperback.  Then BBC Radio 4 called The Last Enemy one of the twelve best crime novels of the year. So it was a wash, at least for me. English literature had been my field in graduate school and, although of Irish descent, the initials BBC meant more to me than NYT.

Cancer struck, first me and then my husband Miguel, and in 2009 Miguel died. After that nothing mattered, not writing, not book reviews, not money. I stopped writing. No doubt I would have started again had my publisher not also died. Laura was adamant that I had to hand in a manuscript every year in mid-summer to make the fall lineup. I doubt she would have let me sit on my hands (or laurels in my mind) for more than a year without some push and pull.  

It's lonely though without someone to hold me up. Just today I revised one of my book covers and after I uploaded it, found that Kindle had uploaded the wrong cover (or was it me!)  Laura  and her staff took care of all that, and it is a lot of work. But being my own publisher also offers great satisfaction—I design my own book covers, decide that I don’t care if the name of my faithful male lieutenant Michele may confuse an American audience—he is Italian after all. No, I won’t call it soccer, it’s football.  I am writing about Italy; now how is that possible without football being at least a minor character.  Hmm . . .  maybe a football murder in the next.

What I love about Kindle—I can make corrections once the manuscript has been published. I’ve already uploaded corrections to the four covers at least ten times. Whenever I see an email from Amazon I’m sure they’re writing to say—stop it, Grace!— as I’m sure Laura would have done. Kindle is also distracting.  Instead of a twice-yearly summary of earnings, you can check every day to see how much money you are earning, and of course I do

One warning for anyone who hasn’t yet published on Kindle. Don’t be in a rush to accept their offer of Kindle Select. You are tied up for three months without the chance to publish on Apple, Barnes and Noble, and the other self-publishing sites out there. You are now in charge, but if you should need some hand holding, give me a call.

To read my books:   https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B001JRX0X2
 
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Born in New Jersey to Irish parents, Grace Brophy lived and worked in New York City until 2001. In September 2001, she and her late husband Miguel Peraza, a figurative painter, travelled to Italy to work. In 2004, while still in Italy, she began her first work of fiction, The Last Enemy, a police procedural set in Umbria, featuring Commissario Alessandro Cenni. 

Grace was a systems engineer for twenty years for various telecommunication companies, including Bell Labs, AT&T, and Verizon. Before she began work as a systems engineer, she taught writing and literature at the City University of New York, at Queens and Hunter colleges.  She has published four novels on Kindle Direct Publishing: Vendetta in a Graveyard, Vendetta in Paradise, Vendetta in the Vatican, and Vendetta in a Raincoat.  She is currently working on the fifth Cenni novel, Vendetta in a Vineyard.
 

Monday, February 24, 2025

MARDI GRAS CRIME FICTION // MARDI GRAS MYSTERIES

Mardi Gras aka Carnivale. Whatever you call it, it's a great setting for Murder! Busy streets, crowds, costumes, drinking ..  mix it all together, and you have the perfect recipe for a crime novel.

So in honor of Mardi Gras, here's my updated list of Mardi Gras Mysteries, mostly set in New Orleans, but skip to the bottom for other countries and cities (Carnival - Carnevale). As always, I welcome additional titles. 

MARDI GRAS CRIME FICTION

Once Ghosted, Twice Shy by Jessica Arden
The Mardi Gras Mystery by Henry Bedford-Jones
Death Visits Mardi Gras by J.J. Boortz

Cake on a Hot Tin Roof, A Sheetcake Named Desire by Jacklyn Brady
The Mardi Gras Muders: A Golden Age Mystery by Gwen Bristow
Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite
Fat Tuesday; Sunny Chandler's Return by Sandra Brown
Thrill Kill by Don Bruns
Purple Cane Road, Dixie City Jam, The Tin Roof Blowdown, Creole Belle by James Lee Burke
Mardi Gras 1975 by Frank W. Butterfield

Mardi Gras Murder by Ellen Byron
Krewe of Souls by Elaine Calloway
Gumbo Justice, Jambalaya Justice by Holli Castillo 
The Secret of the Other Mother by Laura Cayouette
Murder Comes to Mardi Gras, Death Swatch, Keepsake Crimes, Death by Design; Glitter Bomb by Laura Childs
Fat Tuesday Fricassee by J.J. Cook 
Izzy Rio's Wild and Pretty by Stacey L. Cooley

Randolph Solves the Mardi Gras Mystery by Pat Hornsby Crochet (Children's)
Havana Storm by Clive Cussler
Mardi Gras Murders by Nicole Daines and Robert Daines
Bullets and Beads; Sinister by Jana Deleon 
Ms America and the Naughtiness in New Orleans by Diana Dempsey 

The Mardi Gras Murders by Ricardo S. Dubois
No Mardi Gras for the Dead by D.J. Donaldson
Shelter from the Storm; Crooked Man by Tony Dunbar
Fat Tuesday by Earl Emerson
The Big Uneasy-Terror Strikes Mardi Gras by Murray C. Fincher
The Unknown Terrorist by Richard Flanagan

Carnaval Capers by Jody Ford
Carnival by Charlotte Foryan
Venetian Mask by Mickey Friedman
Mardi Gras and Mayhem by Jann Franklin
Jass, Rampart Street by David Fulmer

Dead Velvet Cheesecake by A. Gardner
Mardi Gras Murder, edited by Sarah E. Glenn
Mardi Gras Madness by Alison Golden with Honey Broussard
Claire DeWitt and the City of the Dead by Sara Gran

The Mardi Gras Murder by Jackie Griffey
A Free Man of Color, Fever Season, Sold Down the River by Barbara Hambly
The Exorcist by Lily Harper Hart
The Wrong Side of Revelry by Jeffry A. Head
Nightmare Before Mardis Gras: 14 Days of Madness, Mayhem, and Murder by Robert Sterling Hecker
Mardi Gras Mambo; The Orion Mask by Greg Herren
A Thin Dark Line by Tami Hoag
Murder at the Mardi Gras by V. Hurst
The Assassin's Gift by Ian C.P. Irvine
Mind Games by Polly Iyer

Burgundy Doubloons by TJ Spencer Jacques
The Mardi Gras Mystery by H. Bedford Jones
Storm Damage by Ed Kovacs
Murder at the Mardi Gras by Linda P. Kozar
Murder at Mardi Gras by Doug Lamplugh
Mardi Gras Murder by Leslie Langtry
Krewe by Jayson Livingston
The Devil's Muse by Bill Loehfelm
A Masquerade of Saints by Nicole Loughan
Voodoo Dreams by Alana Lorens 

Chaos by Judith Lucci
The Mardi Gras Murders by Gwen Bristow & Bruce Manning
Mardi Gras Madness by Ken Mask
Mardi Gras Gris Gris by A.C. Mason
The Gay Mardi Gras Murders by Sylvia Massara 

Rescued by a Kiss by Colleen Mooney
Mardi Gras Eyes by Phyllis Morris
The Chef by James Patterson with Max DiLallo
Krewe by Seth Pevey
Masques by Bill Pronzini
Up Jumped the Devil by Martha Reed

Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
Midnight Bayou by Nora Roberts
The Long-Legged Fly by James Sallis
Mardi Gras Murders by Phillip Scott
Now Let's Talk of Graves by Sarah Shankman
Murder at the Mardi Gras by Elisabet M. Stone
A Hall of Mirrors by Robert Stone
The Mardi Gras Murders by Brian W. Smith

New Orleans Mourning by Julie Smith
New Orleans Noir, edited by Julie Smith
The Mardi Gras Murders by Jemma Stark
Murder at the Mardi Gras by Elisabet M. Stone
The Mysterious Masks of Mardi Gras by Connie Trapp
Mardi Gras Marathon Murders by Diane L. Twilley
Mardi Gras Two-Step by Barry M. Vass
Mardi Gras Ghost by Erin Wade
A Mardi Gras Murder by Vesper Wilde
A Diamond Before You Die by Chris Wiltz

Children's Literature: 

The Mardi Gras Mystery; The Mardi Gras Masquerade by Carolyn Keene

Short Stories: 

Mardi Gras Murder, edited by Sarah E. Glenn
Mardi Grad Madness: Stories of Murder and Mayhem in New Orleans, edited by Martin Harry Greenberg
Goffman, Barb:  "Man to Man" in The Beat of Black Wings: Crime Fiction Inspired by the Songs of Joni Mitchell.

Carnivale in Brazil:

The Lost Manuscript: Vast Emotions and Imperfect Thoughts by Rubem Fonseca

Carnevale in Venice:

Carnival for the Dead by David Hewson
Venice Noir, edited by Maxim Jakubowski
The Venetian Masquerade by Philip Gwynne Jones
The Mascherari by Laura Rahme
Venice Black by Gregory C. Randall
Scerzo by Jim Williams

To celebrate Fat Tuesday, you might want to have some Chocolate Chip Pancakes or Chocolate  Pecan Pie or Chocolate "Cupped" Cakes with Coffee & Chicory or Chocolate Beignets or Chocolate Filled King CakeIf you're celebrating Mardi Gras in Mobile, Alabama, or along the Gulf Coast, have a Moon Pie. Read more here. They're a favorite 'throw' in Mobile. I've also posted other Mardi Gras recipes on DyingforChocolate.com

Sunday, February 23, 2025

PROFESSOR T RENEWED FOR SEASON 5

In case you missed this news, I thought I'd post. I really like Professor T with Ben Miller. News is that the show will return with Ben Miller in the title role for a fifth season of the hit detective series Professor T. And this is even before season 4 has aired!

The series, based on a Belgian drama (available on a streaming service), follows the genius Cambridge criminologist Professor Jasper Tempest as be solves an assortment of crimes while also dealing with his rather over-bearing mother, played by Frances de la Tour. Season 4 is set to air later in the year, but fans will be delighted to know that further episodes have already been greenlit. 

In addition to Miller and de la Tour, the new season will include Zoe Wanamaker as the Professor’s aunt, Zelda Radclyffe, and Juliet Stevenson as psychologist Dr Helena Goldberg. Other cast members will be back, too. 

Can't wait. In the U.S. Professor T airs on PBS. 

Friday, February 21, 2025

A REMARKABLE PLACE TO DIE: New Zealand mystery series on AcornTV


A Remarkable Place to Die is a new series on AcornTV that really showcases the remarkable scenery. It's also a good solid mystery with an excellent storyline, as well as solid acting.

Detective Anais Mallory returns to her hometown (ok, this is a trope) in Queenstown, New Zealand, and faces startling homicides. And in true mystery trope manner, it concerns her past and past crimes. 

She lands at the airport in her hometown of Queenstown, a resort town set against The Remarkables, a mountain range in New Zealand. At the same time, that SUV goes over the edge, tumbling and crashing as it heads to the bottom. The body in the driver’s seat looks like he’s already unconscious or dead.

Anais has been a homicide detective in Sydney. Although she's taken a job as a detective sergeant at the local police department, she's also there to help her mother, two years after the death of her younger sister Lynne, and four years after her father died. Lynne died much the same way as the man in the SUV did, going over the edge into Skipper’s Canyon. 

Each of the 4 episodes is 90 minutes and is a complete story, something I always appreciate, especially if the streaming service is dropping one a week. Rebecca Gibney is in this series as the still-grieving mother. I love her in everything, including Under the Vines, also on Acorn right now. Under the Vines is also set in New Zealand.