Tuesday, December 3, 2024
How Jeff Got His Scar Tissue: Guest Post by Jeffrey B. Burton
You WILL get rejections, lots and lots of them. I’ve received enough to wallpaper the family room with several left over for the kitchen backsplash. And, if any feedback comes along with said rejections, be sure to thank the editor, incorporate any ideas that make sense, blow off any that don’t add up, and, most of all, don’t lose a wink of sleep.
Easy as pie, huh?
Yup, I know, but sit back a minute, relax, put your feet up, and let me tell you the tale of how Jeff got his scar tissue.
My father was a paperboy when he grew up. He delivered newspapers with a childhood chum by the name of Tom Disch. The two of them shared routes and spent mornings tossing daily papers onto front stoops while making up wild adventure stories, each one taking a turn and leaving the other stuck with a cliffhanger.
Well, Tom took all this storytelling to heart and wound up an award-winning science fiction author and poet who wrote under the name Thomas M. Disch. Although Tom wrote cerebral sci-fi and dystopian novels, he may best be remembered for penning the novella, The Brave Little Toaster, which was made into an animated movie that inspired subsequent sequels.
As a child, I met Tom on a handful of occasions. Whenever he blew through St. Paul, Minnesota, he’d drop by our house to visit my father. So, let’s fast-forward fifteen years. I’m a stone’s throw out of college, working a dead-end job in order to pay the rent and, somehow—I simply can’t imagine how—it came to my attention that dad’s boyhood chum, Thomas M. Disch, was writing book reviews for Playboy. (Hey, I only read the magazine for the articles.)
At the time, I could count the number of short stories I’d written on one finger. But the story was a work of genius, I must admit. I would no doubt be going places. That was fairly obvious for all to see.
Of course, they say the human brain doesn’t fully form or mature until age twenty-five, or, in my case, fifty, but let me lay out my plan.
I would send that brilliant story of mine to Thomas M. Disch, care of Playboy magazine in Chicago. He was my father’s oldest friend; he’d owe it a read. Tom would then recognize my brilliance; he’d be so completely blown away he’d scamper down the hallway to share it with Hugh, who, in turn, would cut me a check for thousands of dollars and, in no time at all, I’d be strolling about Hef’s mansion in my robe and slippers.
So, I mailed my short story off, a month passed by, and, to be honest, I was in my early twenties and so wrapped up with what bar the gang would be meeting at each night, I’d practically forgotten about my scheme when the phone rang.
“Hello,” I answered.
“Is this Jeff Burton?”
The hair on the back of my neck began to rise. “Yes.”
“This is Tom Disch.”
Sadly, that was the high-water mark of our conversation. It slid steadily downhill from there. Passengers on the Titanic had a less grueling stretch. Tom, who’d taught creative writing at the university level, was brutally honest with me. And Tom informed me how he thought my story was, in fact, not brilliant. Actually, it was quite the opposite.
Tom did not like it.
Within a minute of picking up the telephone, my kidneys felt as though they’d been smeared against a cheese grater. Repeatedly. And the realization slowly dawned on me—I’d not be frolicking about Hef’s mansion in my robe and slippers, after all.
“I needed a stiff drink before I called,” Tom informed me with a heavy sigh.
After the call ended, I plucked the story off my desk, read through it a final time, and, yes indeed, Tom was right. It needed a major rewrite or, better yet, a quick intro to a lit match. To make matters worse, dang near every paragraph contained a grammatical error or typo of one kind or another.
I felt one inch tall. I felt I’d need the Jaws of Life to un-cringe myself. And though I was alone in my apartment, I wanted to go hide inside the wall closet in my bedroom, all fetal-positioned up, never to come out. Maybe I’d ascertain if the hanging rod could support my body weight.
It took me several stiff drinks, and several more months, before I shrugged the incident off, returned to my writing chair, and dove back in.
So, whenever I receive a rejection letter or harsh piece of criticism from an editor or publisher, I don’t meltdown and I don’t turtle into myself, because—once upon a time—at the spry age of twenty-two, the book reviewer at Playboy called to tell me I sucked.
Jeffrey B. Burton's latest mystery/thriller, The Second Grave (Severn House), comes out in February of 2025. The Dead Years (Severn House) came out in March of 2024. Burton's critically-acclaimed Mace Reid K-9 mystery series (St. Martin’s Press/Minotaur) include The Finders, The Keepers, and The Lost. For more information, check out his website at www.JeffreyBBurton.com
Monday, December 2, 2024
PARTNERS IN CRIME: Collaborators Continue the Molly Murphy Series by Rhys Bowen and Clare Broyles
RHYS BOWEN: Two years ago my daughter Clare came to me with an unexpected proposition. She said, “I think I’d like to write the Molly Murphy series with you.”
I had put that series on hold after book seventeen because I was already writing two books a year, one of them a big historical stand-alone novel that required loads of research. I simply did not have time for a third book. But as Clare pointed out, I got a constant stream of emails saying “when is the next Molly book coming out?”
I was ambivalent about Clare’s suggestion. I knew she was a good writer, but what if she couldn’t get Molly’s voice or the tone of the novels? She was my daughter. I loved her dearly. What if I had to tell her it wasn’t working out? But I agreed to give it a try. I was so pleasantly surprised. I had expected to do a lot of hand-holding to start with, a lot of rewriting, mentoring.
Instead Clare read all seventeen books again then hit the ground running. She got Molly’s voice perfectly, and she came to that first book with so many good ideas.
CLARE BROYLES: I loved the Molly Murphy series from the first book and didn’t want the series to die. I knew that to be successful as a collaborator I had to get Molly’s voice. So I not only read through all seventeen of the novels taking notes, I also listened to the audiobooks. Early on, Rhys gave me some great advice. She suggested that whenever I felt stuck, I picture myself sitting in Molly’s house at her kitchen table while she tells me a story about her life. I try to be the listener as I write, and that it is Molly who drives the story in her own words.
RHYS: We fell into a smooth way of working. We talk through the main theme of the book, we decide on our characters and their names, do the preliminary research, then we work together on the first chapters. After that it’s all rather organic. Clare might tell me she can picture the party scene so she takes it. I read it through, sometimes tweak here and there, and go on ahead. She reads through my scenes and then goes ahead again. We talk every day, bouncing ideas off each other.
CLARE: It is such a gift to have a co-writer. For one thing, I get instant feedback on each scene that I write. Most writers have to just live with their self-doubt! And each time I write ten pages, Rhys has written ten more, so I get to be a reader as well. We spend hours discussing the tricky details of the murder. We want to play fair and give the readers clues, but also have a clever solution. In All That Is Hidden, our latest Molly Murphy, we blithely gave ourselves the challenge of a locked room mystery. And then we had to figure out how the murderer could have done it!
RHYS: Obviously books set in the early 1900s require a lot of research. Clare has turned out to be the queen of research. She reads the New York Times archives for every day we write about and has come up with great ideas that we’ve incorporated into our plots. I come with the background knowledge of having written almost twenty books set in the time and place. I know Molly’s New York intimately, having walked every street when I was writing the first books, as well as having assembled a collection of photographs of the city, restaurant menus, Sears catalog for 1900 etc etc. So when Clare is writing she will leave details of Molly walking across Manhattan and what she might have seen to me. And I leave it to her to find out details about Tammany Hall corruption, the mayor’s election, dirty dealings at the docks.
Clare, tell the readers what brilliant news items you found for our new book, All That Is Hidden.
CLARE: One of the first articles I read was about a boat catching fire on the Hudson. The New York Times gave an exciting account of the boat being engulfed in flames as the crew struggled to dock and couldn’t, then finally made fast at a small dock that promptly burst into flames. Rhys and I knew we had to put Molly on that boat. And that detail shaped a major character. We knew we wanted a wealthy man involved in our mystery, but when we decided to include the boat it led us to the docks and Tammany Hall. I scoured the Times for mentions of Tammany Hall and read about the Republicans teaming up with William Randolph Hearst’s Independence Party to try to take control away from Tammany. Those stories formed the background to the novel.
RHYS: We have just turned in our third book. This one was exceptionally fun to write because we set it in the Catskill mountains at the very beginning of the Jewish bungalow communities. Again I left it to Clare to do the research. She found videos of a train ride through the mountains, old maps and what were the plums, Clare?
CLARE: I learned that the streets of New York were paved with bluestone that came from quarries in the Catskills. In 1907 Portland cement was replacing blue stone and the quarries were in trouble. A new Catskills state park had just been formed with the first Park Rangers, and chestnut trees were still abundant, although the blight was spreading. My favorite find was an artist’s community that was a summer destination for bohemians like our characters Sid and Gus, and for many professional women. It still exists today with lodging and a theater. We decided to make a fictional version for Molly to visit and have the liberal inhabitants come out in protest against the blue stone quarrying that was disturbing the peace of the Catskills.
RHYS: So now we had plenty of conflict. Plenty of potential for clashes and motives for murder. Obviously we are writing about a community that is not our own. We felt this was okay to tackle as it is all seen through Molly’s eyes, the eyes of an outsider. However we wanted to make sure everything about the Jewish community was completely authentic so I enlisted the help of an old friend in New York, who comes from a distinguished Jewish family and we had her go through the book for us. She is a former editor and she went through with a tooth comb! And miraculously she found very little to criticize or change.
CLARE: I don’t think you could write about the Catskills without including the Jewish community. At that time the large resorts had signs saying, “No Hebrews”. It didn’t matter how wealthy or educated the family was. If you are a fan of the Molly books you know that many of them deal with a group who is excluded because of their gender, race or religion. Including, of course, the Irish who arrived in New York to signs that said, “No Irish need apply.” I hope we are able to continue to tell those stories.
RHYS: It is my plan to step back gradually with each book until I can hand the series over to Clare and I’ll lurk in the background as the mentor. So watch out for her. She’s already coming up with brilliant ideas for her own series.
Rhys Bowen was born in Bath, England, but has called California her home for many years. When she’s not writing, she loves to travel, sing, hike, paint, play the Celtic harp, and spoil her grandchildren.
Clare Broyles is a teacher, and music composer whose work for theater won an Arizona Zoni award. She is now a perfect partner in crime.
Sunday, December 1, 2024
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Thursday, November 28, 2024
IRISH INDEPENDENT CRIME FICTION BOOK OF THE YEAR
The winners of the An Post Irish Book Awards were announced yesterday. There are multiple categories, but of interest to mystery readers, here is the winner of the:
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Be Thankful You Don’t Have These Families: Guest Post by Barb Goffman
Tuesday, November 26, 2024
SISTER BONIFACE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2024
Monday, November 25, 2024
The Story Behind the Story of my Latest Dot Meyerhoff Mystery, Call Me Carmela: Guest Post by Ellen Kirschman
Sunday, November 24, 2024
Saturday, November 23, 2024
BEYOND PARADISE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Beyond Paradise stars Kris Marshall, Sally Bretton, Zahra Ahmadi, Dylan Llewellyn, Felicity Montagu, and Barbara Flynn
The story follows Detective Inspector Humphrey Goodman (Marshall) after he and his fiancée (Bretton) move to her hometown and he joins the small town’s police force Beyond Paradise stars Kris Marshall as DI Humphrey Goodman who left Saint Marie, the setting of Death In Paradise, to move to his partner Martha’s (Sally Bretton) hometown of Shipton Abbott near the Devon coast. Not long after arriving, Humphrey joins the small local police force, where he quickly makes an impression on the local officers.
Catch up on Seasons 1-2 on BritBox. The Christmas Special is Episode 1 of Season 3. Future episodes should drop early in 2025. Update soon.
Thursday, November 21, 2024
NOIR CITY XMAS: Who Killed Santa Claus?
NOIR CITY Xmas is on its way! Join host Eddie Muller on Wednesday, December 18, 7:30 pm, at Oakland's historic Grand Lake Theatre for NOIR CITY Xmas! To darken your Yuletide spirit, the Film Noir Foundation is presenting Who Killed Santa Claus? (L'Assassinat du père Noël), a 1941 French mystery. The evening will also feature the unveiling of the program (and poster!) for NOIR CITY 22, the 22nd year of the world's most popular film noir festival, coming to the Grand Lake Theatre January 24 - February 2, 2025.
Wednesday, November 20, 2024
LUCY WORSLEY’S HOLMES VS. DOYLE - PBS
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Monday, November 18, 2024
THE CHELSEA DETECTIVE SEASON 3 NEWS!
THANKSGIVING MYSTERIES // THANKSGIVING CRIME FICTION
Thanksgiving is next week, so you'll want to get reading these Thanksgiving crime novel and short stories. This is an updated Thanksgiving Crime Fiction list, but let me know if I've missed any titles. It's quite the mix of cozy, noir, and whodunit.
As Thanksgiving approaches, I give thanks for my family, my friends, and the wonderful
mystery community.
I'm posting daily recipes for Chocolate Thanksgiving desserts, sides, and main courses (Chocolate Turkey Rub!) on DyingforChocolate.com.
Thanksgiving Mysteries
Victoria Abbott The Wolfe Widow
Laura Alden Foul Play at the PTA
Dianne Ascroft Thanksgiving and Theft
Deb Baker Murder Talks Turkey
S.H. Baker The Colonel's Tale
Mignon Ballard, Miss Dimple Disappears
Sandra Balzo Hit and Run
Richard Bausch Thanksgiving Night
Bob Berger The Risk of Fortune
William Bernhardt, Editor, Natural Suspect
Kate Borden Death of a Turkey
Amy Boyles Southern Magic Thanksgiving
Ali Brandon Twice Told Tail
Lilian Jackson Braun The Cat Who Went into the Closet, The Cat Who Talked Turkey
Lizbie Brown Turkey Tracks
Catjerine Bruns In the Blink of a Pie
Carole Bugge Who Killed Mona Lisa?
Lynn Cahoon A Very Mummy Holiday
Sammi Carter Goody Goody Gunshots
Lowell Cauffiel Dark Rage
Jillian Chance The Fall of the Sharp Sisters
Joelle Charbonneau Skating Under the Wire
George C. Chesbro Bleeding in the eye of a Brainstorm
Jennifer Chiaverini A Quilter's Holiday
Laura Childs Scones & Bones
Bobbi A. Chukran Short mystery stores in her Nameless, Texas series
Leena Clover Turkeys and Thanksgiving
Christine E. Collier A Holiday Sampler
Sheila Connolly A Killer Crop
Cleo Coyle Murder by Mocha
Isis Crawford A Catered Thanksgiving
Bill Crider with Willard Scott Murder under Blue Skies
Jessie Crockett Drizzled with Death
Amanda Cross A Trap for Fools
Barbara D'Amato Hard Tack, Hard Christmas
Mary Daheim Alpine Fury, Fowl Prey, The Alpine Vengeance
Kathi Daley Turkeys, Tuxes and Tabbies; The Trouble with Turkeys; The Thanksgiving Trip: The Inn at Holiday Bay, Pilgrim in the Parlor; Thanksgiving in Paradise; The Catsgiving Feast; Cottage on Gooseberry Bay: Thanksgiving Past
Jeanne Dams Sins Out of School
Claire Daniels Final Intuition
Evelyn David Murder Takes the Cake
Mary Janice Davidson Undead and Unfinished
Krista Davis The Diva Runs Out of Thyme; A Good Dog's Guide to Murder
Devon Delaney Double Chocolate Cookie Murder
Vicki Delany (aka Eva Gates) Silent Night, Deadly Night
Jana Deleon Cajun Fried Felony
Wende and Harry Devlin Cranberry Thanksgiving
Michael Dibdin Thanksgiving
Leighann Dobbs Thanksgiving Dinner Death; Turkey Tragedy
Christine Duncan Safe House
Susan Dunlap No Footprints
Kaitlyn Dunnett Overkilt
Lauren Elliott To the Tome of Murder
Janet Evanovich Thanksgiving (technically a romance)*
Nancy Fairbanks Turkey Flambe
Christy Fifield Murder Ties the Knot
Maureen Fisher Deadly Thanksgiving
Courtney Flagg Criminally Ungrateful
Amanda Flower Peanut Butter Panic
Joanne Fluke Raspberry Danish Murder
Katherine V. Forrest The Beverly Malibu
Shelley Freydont Cold Turkey
Heather Day Gilbert Cold Drip
Noreen Gilpatrick The Piano Man
Martin H. Greenberg (editor) Cat Crimes for the Holidays
Jane Haddam Feast of Murder
Janice Hamrick Death Rides Again
Susannah Hardy A Killer Kebab
Lee Harris The Thanksgiving Day Murder
Ellen Hart The Grave Soul
J. Alan Hartman, editor, The Killer Wore Cranberry; The Killer Wore Cranberry: A Second Helping; The Killer Wore Cranberry: Room for Thirds; The Killer Wore Cranberry: A Fourth Meal of Mayhem; The Perp Wore Pumpkin
Robin Hathaway The Doctor Makes a Dollhouse Call
Richard Hawke Speak of the Devil
Victoria Houston Dead Hot Shot
Dorothy Howell Fanny Packs and Foul Play
Linda Joffe Hull Black Thursday
Carolyn Q. Hunter Killer Thanksgiving Pie
Ellen Elizabeth Hunter Murder on the ICW
Melanie Jackson Death in a Turkey Town; Cornucopia
Sue Ann Jaffarian Cornucopia, Secondhand Stiff
J. A. Jance Shoot Don't Shoot
Madison Johns The Great Turkey Caper
Tonya Kappes Trapping, Turkeys, & Thanksgiving
Karin Kaufman At Death's Door
Alex Kava Black Friday
Marvin Kaye My Son, the Druggist
Faye Kellerman Serpent's Tooth
Harry Kemelman That Day the Rabbi Left Town
John Lescroat The Keeper
Clyde Linsley Death of a Mill Girl
Georgette Livingston Telltale Turkey Caper
M. Louisa Locke Pilfered Promises
Nial Magill Thanksgiving Murder in the Mountains
G.M. Malliet Wicked Autumn
Margaret Maron Up Jumps the Devil
Evan Marshall Stabbing Stefanie
K. L. McCluskey Three for Pumpkin Pie
Robert McDavis: Stuffed
Catriona McPherson Scot in a Trap
Wendy Meadows Turkey, Pies and Alibis
Addison Moore Thanksgiving Day Murder
Meg Muldoon Roasted in Christmas River
Carla Norton The Edge of Normal
Carol O'Connell Shell Game
Jack Pachuta Gobble, Gobble, Death and Trouble
Nancy J Parra Murder Gone A-Rye
Louise Penny Still Life
Cathy Pickens Southern Fried
Michael Poore Up Jumps the Devil
Craig Rice The Thursday Turkey Murders
Ann Ripley Harvest of Murder
J.D. Robb Thankless in Death
Delia Rosen One Foot in the Gravy
M.L. Rowland Zero Degree Murder
Ilene Schneider Chanukah Guilt
Maria E. Schneider Executive Retention
Willard Scott and Bill Crider Murder under Blue Skies
Sarah R. Shaber Snipe Hunt
Sharon Gwyn Short, Hung Out to Die
Paullina Simons, Red Leaves
Page Sleuth Thanksgiving in Cherry Hills
Alexandra Sokoloff The Harrowing
Rex Stout Too Many Cooks
Denise Swanson Murder of a Barbie and Ken; Murder of a Botoxed Blonde
Marcia Talley Occasion of Revenge
Sharon Burch Toner Maggie's Brujo
Teresa Trent Burnout
Lisa Unger In the Blood
Jennifer Vanderbes Strangers at the Feast
Debbie Viguie I Shall Not Want
Auralee Wallace Haunted Hayride with Murder
Livia J. Washburn The Pumpkin Muffin Murder
Leslie Wheeler Murder at Plimoth Plantation
J.A. Whiting Sweet Thanksgiving
Rachel Wood Gobble, Gobble Murder
Angela Zeman The Witch and the Borscht Pearl
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For the Younger Set:
Ron Roy and John Steven Gurney: November Night
Marjorie Weinman Sharmat, Mitchell Sharmat Nate the Great Talks Turkey
THE CHELSEA DETECTIVE: Christmas Special & Season 3 News!
Sunday, November 17, 2024
Thank You, Miss Valley, for Everything: Guest Post by David Freed
Saturday, November 16, 2024
Friday, November 15, 2024
CALL FOR ARTICLES: Mystery Readers Journal: London; Extended Deadline Monday, November 18, 2024
Deadline for Mysteries in London (40:4) articles, reviews, author essays: November 18, 2024: Send to: Janet Rudolph, Editor. janet @ mysteryreaders . org